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Love the atmosphere of this. Got a little frustrated after getting killed by the third guy several times, but once I figured out what the clues are, started enjoying it again. Great choice of music.

brings a tear to my damn eye...

GANGAM STYLE, WATCH OUT!!

i can't believe it

too scary for me to finish. finally had my dream of stepford pouncing on me come true tho.

This reminds me of another game called Zoo Game, here it is https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/832888

Nohshy responds:

Erm cool...Thanks for the malware bro!! Now my 2TB folder full of nothing but pictures of worms and other such creatures are GONE NOW!!

migmoog responds:

Who are these “Team Max Hog” fools? They’re gonna get their asses SUED!

There was an old homeless man a few blocks away from my childhood home. I crossed by him on my way to school everyday, avoiding him at first but getting used to him and eventually having small back and forths.
These conversations where mostly about the weather or whatever, but once in a while he would break into this passionate tales of his youth, when he was adventurous and a total stud (his words).
At first I thought the man was a living legend, but of course slowly came to the conclussion the guy was just making stuff up.

One day, hearing a paticularly unrealistic story about fighting a bear, he seemed to notice my skeptical look and stopped his tale mid-sentence.
"Wanna hear a joke, kiddo?" he said. I shrugged with a polite smile.

"A worm, a snake, a duck, a tortoise, a dungbeetle and an ant walk into a bar. They proceed to beat the bartender to a bloody pulp."
I stayed silent for a few seconds waiting for the punchline until i realized the joke was done. The man was staring at me without blinking, without smiling.

I excused myself to go, saying I was late for school.
Next day news broke out that a bartender of a nearby pub was found dead, feathers and scales and dirt found in the scene.
Now I avoid the homeless man's street altogether. Pretty good game 5/5.

this reminds me of the game Shoot Trip Die, which you can wishlist on Steam

LeviRamirez responds:

Imma need a link to that...

BuupDraws responds:

I give a look but doesn't sound like it's for me.

Jack responds:

this is shoot trip die

conundrym responds:

shoot trip die

migmoog responds:

Hrm hummmm horm hrmmmmmm

LOL, this reminded me of something that happened to me a few years ago.
I met a fella at a county fair somewhere outside my hometown. I was exiting the spinning cups when he called out to me by name, which would have surprised me given I'd never seen this man in my life, but before I could process this, he walked up to me with a big friendy smile. "Check out what I got us, dude" He said as he stretched his arm towards me. I recognized the cup as the ones they serve the popcorn in on the stand nearby. It happened so fast I instinctively took it, and noticed he had another one for himself. "Lets go check out the ferris, dude" he said " i've been waiting to ride it since we got here" He pulled me just enough to make me follow him without me immediately noticing. I don't know why I was still walking beside him a few minutes later. Maybe I was in some kind of shock.
The popcorn cup was pretty much empty at this point. I was just starting the queue for the Ferris Wheel when the itch started.
My tounge, my tounge. Like with a spoonful of an exotic spice, my mouth began bubbling with pain.
My Throat, my throat. Fifty-thousand needles stabbing my canal from the inside.
I spat, cleaned my tounge with my sleeve, but the pain continued. I looked at the cup in my hand.
Ants. So many, crawling all over the container, around my fingers, a black wave of insects. There was no popcorn inside. How was I eating this the whole time?
I threw the cup as far away as I could. I quickly grabbed a beer from a nearby onlooker and tried to wash the ants away from my mouth. Drink, spit. Drink, spit. Nothing, the pain just wouldn't stop.
The fella was nowhere in sight, I realized I hadn't known where he had been in a while, and through my pain-numbed brain I realized I didn't even remember what he looked like, or if there even was a popcorn stand in this fair.

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yep, thats me. i bet you wonder how i got into this situation. well it all started when you know what i actually don't feel like telling you rn

big boy with long pants

farm, sheep n stuff

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